You Know You’re Welsh When …

Lifestyle / Sunday, January 21st, 2018

1. Your “butt” does not refer a part of your anatomy




2. Your bus driver is called “Drive.”  And you thank him when you get off.

It’s driven by somebody called “Drive.” Don’t forget to say “Cheers, Drive”. Or maybe “Diolch y’n fawr



3. “Tidy” means “good” or “well”.

Wales has no place for untidy parkers



4. You always start a lie with, “I’m not going to lie to you.”

“I’m not going to lie to you, I really loves you”



5. Calling somebody “chicken” is a term of endearment

“Loves you, my chicken!”



6. Your mam only calls you “good boy” when she’s really tamping at you

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, good boy????????”



7. This road sign has nothing to do with the Royal Air Force

“Araf” means “slow” in Welsh



8. You pronounce “Llanelli” with a C



9.  You pronounce “ridiculous” with three syllables

Foghorn, Flat Holm. Just “reediclus”!



10. You never arrive now.  It’ll take at least a minute.

“I’ll be there now in a minute”